Dirty Joke

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
05/23/2016 at 20:49 • Filed to: G'Night

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I haven’t said something awful in awhile, so let me fix that! “What’s the difference between a chick pea and a potato?”

“No one pays to have a potato on them!”

Soooo, bad!! Good night for real.


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Wobbles the Mind
05/23/2016 at 20:53

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boooo, get out. you’re banned from oppo for a few minutes for that.

out, bye, there’s the door right over there.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Wobbles the Mind
05/23/2016 at 21:01

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No. Not cool.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Wobbles the Mind
05/23/2016 at 21:02

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Everyone’s face on Oppo right now

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Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Wobbles the Mind
05/23/2016 at 21:02

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You don’t know me.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Wobbles the Mind
05/23/2016 at 21:03

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The door is over there.

You’re not welcome to the Oppo basement for a week


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Wobbles the Mind
05/23/2016 at 21:04

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*eats raw potato*


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/23/2016 at 21:06

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But isn’t the basement where we keep the... never mind.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Blondude
05/23/2016 at 21:07

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Beer? Yes it’s all there


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Xyl0c41n3
05/23/2016 at 22:13

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That’s the joke.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/23/2016 at 22:18

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I am aware of the joke and what it is. It’s not funny. Hahahaha let’s joke about sex workers. Nah, bruh. Let's not.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Xyl0c41n3
05/23/2016 at 22:26

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Why? We joke about other professions. I joke about my own profession all the time. Is that not equality? Equal treatment?


Kinja'd!!! Flyboy is FAA certified insane > Wobbles the Mind
05/23/2016 at 22:37

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Kinja'd!!! Blondude > interstate366, now In The Industry
05/23/2016 at 22:38

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Founding Fathers , not forefathers dammit!


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Blondude
05/23/2016 at 22:45

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I know, I thought the same thing when I saw it. But it was too good not to use here.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Xyl0c41n3
05/23/2016 at 23:06

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OMFG is there nothing that does not offend you.


Kinja'd!!! Flies With Thunderbirds > Xyl0c41n3
05/24/2016 at 00:02

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You mean hookers?


Kinja'd!!! Flies With Thunderbirds > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/24/2016 at 00:03

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What’s the definition of Xylophobia?


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/24/2016 at 00:22

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There are far darker things in the oppo basment, trust me.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/24/2016 at 00:55

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Automatic or manual?


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
05/24/2016 at 06:41

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Huh?


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Flies With Thunderbirds
05/24/2016 at 06:44

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But her nickname is Xylocaine, which is a topical painkiller.

Which is odd because the prefix “Xylo” means “wood” and I dunno what on earth that has to do with painkillers.


Kinja'd!!! Flies With Thunderbirds > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/24/2016 at 14:10

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Shhhhh. Stop logic-ing