![]() 05/23/2016 at 20:49 • Filed to: G'Night | ![]() | ![]() |
I haven’t said something awful in awhile, so let me fix that! “What’s the difference between a chick pea and a potato?”
“No one pays to have a potato on them!”
Soooo, bad!! Good night for real.
![]() 05/23/2016 at 20:53 |
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boooo, get out. you’re banned from oppo for a few minutes for that.
out, bye, there’s the door right over there.
![]() 05/23/2016 at 21:01 |
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No. Not cool.
![]() 05/23/2016 at 21:02 |
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Everyone’s face on Oppo right now
![]() 05/23/2016 at 21:02 |
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You don’t know me.
![]() 05/23/2016 at 21:03 |
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The door is over there.
You’re not welcome to the Oppo basement for a week
![]() 05/23/2016 at 21:04 |
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*eats raw potato*
![]() 05/23/2016 at 21:06 |
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But isn’t the basement where we keep the... never mind.
![]() 05/23/2016 at 21:07 |
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Beer? Yes it’s all there
![]() 05/23/2016 at 22:13 |
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That’s the joke.
![]() 05/23/2016 at 22:18 |
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I am aware of the joke and what it is. It’s not funny. Hahahaha let’s joke about sex workers. Nah, bruh. Let's not.
![]() 05/23/2016 at 22:26 |
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Why? We joke about other professions. I joke about my own profession all the time. Is that not equality? Equal treatment?
![]() 05/23/2016 at 22:37 |
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![]() 05/23/2016 at 22:38 |
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Founding Fathers , not forefathers dammit!
![]() 05/23/2016 at 22:45 |
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I know, I thought the same thing when I saw it. But it was too good not to use here.
![]() 05/23/2016 at 23:06 |
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OMFG is there nothing that does not offend you.
![]() 05/24/2016 at 00:02 |
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You mean hookers?
![]() 05/24/2016 at 00:03 |
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What’s the definition of Xylophobia?
![]() 05/24/2016 at 00:22 |
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There are far darker things in the oppo basment, trust me.
![]() 05/24/2016 at 00:55 |
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Automatic or manual?
![]() 05/24/2016 at 06:41 |
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Huh?
![]() 05/24/2016 at 06:44 |
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But her nickname is Xylocaine, which is a topical painkiller.
Which is odd because the prefix “Xylo” means “wood” and I dunno what on earth that has to do with painkillers.
![]() 05/24/2016 at 14:10 |
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Shhhhh. Stop logic-ing